The Wisest Biblical Answers to the Stupidest Stupid Blog Post…

christian — Wed, 21 May 2008 04:44:56 +0000

Is there anybody more stupid than God?

(by http://fannywaters.wordpress.com/)

How can somebody who is supposedly omnipotent be so very silly? You have a son, which you make without even enjoying the tight vagina of a middle-eastern virgin (pretty stupid), and then you set him up so a load of Romans can nail him to a cross. You can talk about sacrifice and dying for our sins but a truly clever God, and not a stupid God like the God we have, would have made it so it was somebody else’s son that got crucified, while his own son swanned around in chariots and partook of the grape with his buddies.

If I had been Jesus and God, my own father, said to me ‘I love you son but one of your mates is going to shop you to the Romans and you’re going to be tortured then killed in excruciating pain’ I would say ‘Leave my presence immediately’. So Jesus was stupid too. Why did he not run away to Australia? Nobody would have looked for him there.

God and Jesus, a pair of stupid bastards if ever there was one.

Ecclesiastes 7:25

25 “So I turned my mind to understand, to investigate and to search out wisdom and the scheme of things and to understand the stupidity of wickedness and the madness of folly.” (NIV)

Truly that the holy Scriptures speaks not in vain and profanity but in the truths. The words of God are the truths (John 17:17)

17 “Sanctify them through thy truth: thy word is truth.” (KJV)

As I went through my readings of the Bible, I have found the wisest answers to the stupidest stupid blog posts of Fannywaters. I called it the stupidest stupid blog because all his crap ideas are really craps.

Let me share to you my reply to Fannywaters, the stupidest author of his stupidest stupid blog. I hope and pray that it would somehow enlighten us all as we counter these stupidest stupid messes he spread in the cyberspace:

With his question: Is there anybody more stupid than God? My answer is: YES, there is! And not just “more stupid” but “most stupid.” And it was Fannywaters, the author of such “most stupid blog” who is the “most stupid buddy of all.” He is called by the Bible as the “prince of fools and stupids” for saying that God is a stupid One. (Psalms 53:1)

1 “The fool hath said in his heart, there is no God. Corrupt are they, and have done abominable iniquity: there is none that doeth good.” (KJV)

Anyways, it is just an in initial counter to his foolish statements about God whom he accused to be stupid. He didn’t understand at all what he was saying because in the first place, he is fool and wicked. (Daniel 12:8-9 )

9 “And he said, Go thy way, Daniel: for the words are closed up and sealed till the time of the end.”

10 “Many shall be purified, and made white, and tried; but the wicked shall do wickedly: and none of the wicked shall understand; but the wise shall understand.” (KJV)

In the first place, there are many gods in heavens and on Earth who are unknown to the fools like you.(1 Corinthians 8:5)

8 “For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be many gods, and lords many,)” (KJV)

Fannywaters said that: “How can somebody who is supposedly omnipotent be so very silly?… God and Jesus, a pair of stupid bastards if ever there was one.”

Well, he could not bring nor drag the level of anybody to his stupidest level and moreso with God Almighty’s level because His thoughts and ways are far far different from Fannywaters’ stupidest thoughts and ways. (Isaiah 55:7-9) says,

7 “Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.”

8 “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.”

9 “For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.” (KJV)

If I were to conclude with his foolish statements, then, he must immediately be thrown to the lake of fire in hell. But, thanks be to our God, even the God of Israel, the One who cannot lie (Titus 1:2)

2 “In hope of eternal life, which God, that cannot lie, promised before the world began;” (KJV)

for His divine mercy, justice, righteousness, patience and longsuffering, etc. (Exodus 34:6) says,

6 “And the LORD passed by before him, and proclaimed, The LORD, the LORD God, merciful and gracious, longsuffering, and abundant in goodness and truth,” (KJV)

(Romans 2:4) says,

4 “Or despisest thou the riches of his goodness and forbearance and longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance?” (KJV)

(Romans 9:22) says,

22 “What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:” (KJV)

for He still spare’s fannywater’s life a noble purpose to give him chances to repent. He still loves Fannywater and his cohorts. As part of His divine justice, He still allows the sun to rise and the rain to fall over to them despite their much wickedness, hatred, abominations and blasphemies against God. (Matthew 5:45)

45 “That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.” (KJV)

May our God rebuke them who are fools. (Jude 1:9)

9 “Yet Michael the archangel, when contending with the devil he disputed about the body of Moses, durst not bring against him a railing accusation, but said, “The Lord rebuke thee.” (KJV)

May He will enlighten their dim mind that was blinded by the god of this world (2 Corinthians 4:4)

4 “In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.” (KJV)

so that the light of Christ shine in you and clean your deceitful stupidest heart (Jeremiah 17:9-10)

9 “The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?”

10 “I the LORD search the heart, I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and according to the fruit of his doings.” (KJV)

They should just repent and seek the light of God! God is good! For Jesus Christ didn’t come for the righteous but for the wicked to save them from their iniquities. (Mark 2:17)

17 “When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.” (KJV)

He came on Earth for the lost souls, the wicked, the sick, etc. He came here for Fannywaters, for me (for I was once in my life a wicked person), for you and for everybody who were once wicked but now are repenting and drawing near to God Almighty.

God is calling you not by audible voice but through the gospel to repentance and salvation (II Thessalonians 2:14)

14 “Whereunto he called you by our gospel, to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.” (KJV)

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Sincerely,

Xian, d’ Omninothing in the sight of God the Father Almighty!

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christian — Tue, 29 Jan 2008 05:22:04 +0000

Ecclesiastes 10:3

3 “Even as he walks along the road, the fool lacks sense and shows everyone how stupid he is.” (NIV)

An hour after making consecutive calls to my Korean student-tutees in Korea, I sat down leaning on the side glass frame of my station facing my desktop in front of me… speechless and in deep thought…

I began browsing the WordPress Dashboard that morning… Suddenly, I saw a post entitled “Science Is Stupid.” The title was so interesting and catchy so I went and through it. Above the post, I saw a link to another post on the upper-left nook of the page entitled “God Is Stupid.” It really intrigued me in its offensive and blasphemous essence. I don’t really know what real scores this guy wanted to convey in posting such article. Offensiveness coupled with Controversy begot attention, interests, browsers and readers.

Let’s take a closer look on how this stupidest stupid author utterly blasphemed God which I’m sure he didn’t understand. Try to click the title of the abominable post above that will bring you to the said detestable site, the fannywaters’ wordpress site.“

My attention was really caught by his stupidest intriguing blog post about God whom he branded as a stupid One. Well, I was bit offended with his stupidest words and statements for it is far furthest opposite from what I believe about and from the holy character of God whom I acknowledge in my whole life as my Divine Creator and God, even the God of Israel, of all wisdom, magnificence and glory, holiness, justice, love, mercy, longsuffering, etc.

I was badly troubled with his stupidest post. I couldn’t help but to be upset and offeded. Suddenly, scriptural verses flashed in my mind that pacified me then. It is the very words and instructions of Jesus Christ. (John 14:27)

27 “Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.” (KJV)

Truly that the holy Scriptures is a no-nonsense book. It does not speak of nonsense (James 4:5-6)

5 “Do ye think that the scripture saith in vain, The spirit that dwelleth in us lusteth to envy?“
6 “But he giveth more grace. Wherefore he saith, God resisteth the proud, but
giveth grace unto the humble.” (KJV)

but of the Truths which give us comfort and patience. (Romans 15:4)

4 “For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.” (KJV)

Thanks be to God for that!

Sincerely,

Xian, d’ Omninothing in the sight of God Almighty

The Wordsmith

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